saturday swine.

We (and the saturday swine) are helping Matt move to his sister’s house today. The swine is currently galavanting about Matt’s apartment and making a general nuisance of himself. He escaped from the apartment earlier and was running up and down the hallway, squealing at full volume; we tried to catch him, but he was incredibly slippery, due to the fact he’d knocked over a container of vegetable oil and had rolled in it. He was so loud and ridiculous one of the tenants threatened to turn him into bacon, and even went so far as to chase him to the elevators brandishing a pair of kitchen shears. We finally caught the swine and hauled him back into the apartment, where he is now tap dancing on boxes and trying to locate where we packed the food.

We have no idea where he found the tap shoes.



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