how to set a fire in your workplace microwave.

1. go to starbucks.

2. allow your starbucks to grow cold while you energetically edit a document.

3. take your starbucks to the microwave in your work kitchen.

4. set for ‘three minutes’.

5. wander off.

6. return to find your (paper) coffee cup on fire.

7. you did it! enjoy explaining the fire, exploded coffee, and burnt campfire smell currently permeating the kitchen to your boss.

katie

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