We have a killer Sangria recipe. It’s so awesome, after 3 glasses* you won’t be able to see straight and every man will start to look like Eoin Macken. It’s so awesome, it can only be described in expletives. We had to omit them here because of the children.
*Side Note: 3 glasses for every 100 lbs. Add 1 glass for every 33.333 pounds to see every man as Eoin Macken.
1 sliced Bosc Pear (or apple)
1 sliced Granny Smith Apple (as recommended by Maria)
1 sliced orange (we prefer Cara Cara oranges, they are awesome)
1 sliced lime (key limes if you can get them)
3 bottles red wine (Shiraz, Cabernet, both are good)
2.5 oz Spanish Brandy
2.5 oz Blackberry Brandy (secret ingredient)
3/4 cup sugar
2.5 oz freshly squeezed lemon or lime juice
Combine, chill, and enjoy!