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You’re wierd donkey kicks me alot. His braying keeps waking up the neighbors and there angry. Their complaining to me about it, and while they’re complaining is legitimate, I already have enough to worry about. His actions are definately effecting my overall morale and spiritual well-being. He attacks in all whether and seems to take particular pleasure in attacking while its raining. Also, it seems he thinks just because my pants are lose its okay to bite at the hem while their dragging on the ground. I picked a fight with him the other day because I thought there was no way I could loose, but I did and now I’m embarrassed. I know the donkey thinks its protecting it’s territory, but you need to make it stop. I can’t keep buying new pants. The whole situation is having a really bad affect on me, weather you realize it or not.